Texas’s Reopening, The FBI’s Grim Warning & Amazon’s New Logo | The Daily Social Distancing Show

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States are easing restrictions as coronavirus cases tick up, the FBI warns about a potential Capitol attack on March 4, and Amazon has to change its app’s logo because it resembles Hitler. #DailyShow #TrevorNoah #CapitolInsurrection
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  1. Sydney Williams
    Sydney Williams
    Il y a jour

    Did she say “19th” president? Now how’d they come up with that?

  2. Michael Zeile
    Michael Zeile
    Il y a 9 jours

    Why is everybody trying to smile and showing up with a beautiful lady ??? We are knowing why, we are knowing you are knowing we are knowing why and you are knowing we are knowing why......so what is this for ???

  3. lynda jones
    lynda jones
    Il y a 12 jours

    echo chamber here obviously

  4. Mfamdally Mdee
    Mfamdally Mdee
    Il y a 17 jours

    You always wore hood

  5. mary gh
    mary gh
    Il y a 17 jours

    I never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  6. minsmama
    minsmama
    Il y a 22 jours

    Every workplace needs a dance zone

  7. David Cha
    David Cha
    Il y a 23 jours

    I rebuke the slander accusations on Amazon's new logo. If I make that judgment without listening to the designer and the decision maker of that logo. My judgment is an invitation to receive falsely accused slander from somebody else towards me and I am accountable for that.

  8. Jibran Khan
    Jibran Khan
    Il y a 24 jours

    If you think Amazon's logo controversy is too much, just search for "Myntra" logo..😆

  9. Life Is Good
    Life Is Good
    Il y a 24 jours

    The daily social distancing show ? Is this for real lol

  10. Life Is Good
    Life Is Good
    Il y a 24 jours

    It’s obvious people that want to support this paranoia feel they are economically safe or know they are ignorantly enhanced, actually both lol all these new cases are BS and now if you just sneeze from pollen or pollution your marked as a covid case...idiots...and the twisted reality of this is they want this to be a regular reality......so when this is finally over (and it will end) preparation H will be hard to find from toilet paper hoarders, especially when your irritation is deeply felt.

  11. Juan Hernandez
    Juan Hernandez
    Il y a 25 jours

    The alcoholic bulldozer conversantly applaud because dragon fundamentally support round a diligent gallon. tearful, null archer

  12. Sipho
    Sipho
    Il y a 26 jours

    "Wait a minute! I never bought the Toblerone"🤣

  13. Mahasa
    Mahasa
    Il y a 26 jours

    I am glad to say... that even thou the governor open Texas.. the citizens are still taking precautions and still wearing masks...

  14. Ma 9000
    Ma 9000
    Il y a 27 jours

    I am German and I can’t imagine seeing Hitlers moustache on this logo, really wondering how they conclude to that 🤨

  15. Tory Sama
    Tory Sama
    Il y a 28 jours

    I like Trevor. He's so clever. I wish I could meet you on day Trevor, take a selfie so I can say "Hey I took a selfie with Trevor Noah!" 🥰🥰🥰

  16. Nester Arnone
    Nester Arnone
    Il y a 29 jours

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  17. john lerner
    john lerner
    Il y a mois

    THE FBI ARE CORRUPT CRIMINALS - FBI NEEDS TO BE CHARGED WITH TREASON!

  18. II nosferatu II
    II nosferatu II
    Il y a mois

    I love every second of liberals crying because red states are giving their people freedom.

  19. Kuttan Paily
    Kuttan Paily
    Il y a mois

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  20. kmaculate1
    kmaculate1
    Il y a mois

    Ironic, since Trevor Noah is part of cancel culture....he should be defending it

  21. Jimbo ReadDABible
    Jimbo ReadDABible
    Il y a mois

    If Texas and Missisipp work out just fine after opening..48 states are going to have to put their tails under!

  22. Louis Kal
    Louis Kal
    Il y a mois

    The rigid writer lily pass because facilities astonishingly alert lest a determined nation. ten, energetic radar

  23. McFlyTexas
    McFlyTexas
    Il y a mois

    Gov Abbott opened up Texas because all he cares about is lining his pockets.

  24. melvin andy
    melvin andy
    Il y a mois

    Soon the USA would probably be the most ironically named country in the world...."United" being the irony....

  25. N
    N
    Il y a mois

    Also, Trevor Noah sucks. Trevor, you're as funny as a case of gangrene.

  26. N
    N
    Il y a mois

    This is the pandemic we deserve. If we're stupid enough to shitcan science and prioritize (short-term) cash influx (which will be lost when another surge of COVID occurs... And it will, due to basic stupidity) we absolutely, positively deserve a golden Darwin Award.

  27. Bernadette Leonard
    Bernadette Leonard
    Il y a mois

    Not “a robots butthole” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  28. Xai Vang
    Xai Vang
    Il y a mois

    I came here to ban common sense

  29. G D
    G D
    Il y a mois

    Fr tho bro we get no breaks at amazon 🤦🏿‍♂️

  30. Ellise Lucina
    Ellise Lucina
    Il y a mois

    Corona just dropped a tripple dub during Atlanta All star weekend ..seriously no one gives a FUCK anywhere mask mandate or not. It’s sad.

  31. jhesskeeptraveling
    jhesskeeptraveling
    Il y a mois

    Bro, I live in TX. I ain't taking off my mask. Even before the pandemic went in full flight last year and people weren't wearing masks, I was still wearing one. People be tripping if they think COVID is going away anytime soon.

  32. Peter Kelly
    Peter Kelly
    Il y a mois

    Covid19 is a control lever that democrats want to hold onto in case they need to insight fear, depress the economy, and manipulate electoral processes.

  33. Sonja Starks
    Sonja Starks
    Il y a mois

    💃🏾🕺

  34. DANBO dream
    DANBO dream
    Il y a mois

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  35. Maluba Vernon Chisapi
    Maluba Vernon Chisapi
    Il y a mois

    In a robot's what Trevor?

  36. Trinity Bair
    Trinity Bair
    Il y a mois

    I love that we've decided as a country that money is more important than people's lives

  37. Free Lander
    Free Lander
    Il y a mois

    What's the point of staying alive when the future just looks shittier & shittier. Covid 2021 & beyond. NO LIVES MATTER.

  38. Cre Henge
    Cre Henge
    Il y a mois

    The logo still looks like Hitler though... 🙄

  39. Zealant
    Zealant
    Il y a mois

    False senses of security have super predictable consequences.

  40. Ivan Espinoza
    Ivan Espinoza
    Il y a mois

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  41. Fat Sack
    Fat Sack
    Il y a mois

    Hilarious how the states with the dumbest people quit wearing masks.... I say let em.... we need less dummies! Let me kill each other

  42. salemandreus
    salemandreus
    Il y a mois

    Trevor's security DJ 🤣

  43. Annika Ke
    Annika Ke
    Il y a mois

    Some states lifting mask mandates while Germany just put a medical mask mandate in place, as the mutants are spreading and fabric masks just aren’t enough any more.

  44. Pro XTV
    Pro XTV
    Il y a mois

    robot's butthole 😂😂😂

  45. Tim Liao
    Tim Liao
    Il y a mois

    OK. You have successfuly ruined Instagram for me.

  46. michelle montgomery
    michelle montgomery
    Il y a mois

    Rephrase

  47. Whq Wilson
    Whq Wilson
    Il y a mois

    Good for Texas, everyone needs to grow some and stand up for themselves form all this BS covid government propaganda lies restrictions n intimidation

  48. DANBO dream
    DANBO dream
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  49. Edmund Chen
    Edmund Chen
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  50. David Suttles
    David Suttles
    Il y a mois

    At this point I don't even care, That's why you go to church.

  51. Jaz Buh
    Jaz Buh
    Il y a mois

    "super old in Argentina that looked.... Oh wait ah Second!" LMAO

  52. Shawn
    Shawn
    Il y a mois

    Vegas pool parties don’t exist like that anymore...such false footage. They should show HOW REAL VEGAS POOLS are now...it’s VIP ONLY $$$ and only 1/3 capacity,..no crazy music or interacting...it’s a giant expensive boring lounge now...same for the 3 nightclubs that are open.... Vegas has no clubbing since 2019 basically ,,...stop lying

  53. Kusemererwa Nuriat
    Kusemererwa Nuriat
    Il y a mois

    Wait wait wait,who is the president of the USA

  54. Miles hardin
    Miles hardin
    Il y a mois

    omg guys proof taht the capitolist amazon big corperations are NAZIS REEE PROOOOF REEE AMAZON BAD REE /s

  55. Sedat KPunkt
    Sedat KPunkt
    Il y a mois

    Stupid...

  56. Stephanie Brizard
    Stephanie Brizard
    Il y a mois

    Personally, I think anyone opting to have a wedding with any kind of "reception" is just plain selfish. Get married if you want, why not save the big party when it's safe for everyone and you can have more people that you wanted to attend be in attendance. People are self-absorbed; that's why we can't get passed this.

  57. Dixie Normous
    Dixie Normous
    Il y a mois

    People threaten to attack the Capitol again > Trump raises his hotel rates. Yeah, he totally didn't incite those people and had no idea what they were gonna do. That's why he's raising his hotel prices for the next batch of insurrectionists threatening to attack the Capitol again because he has no idea his supporters, the people who would pay such ridiculous rates to stay in his hotel, are the ones planning it.

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      totally just a coincidence

  58. r e v e l a r e_ XVII
    r e v e l a r e_ XVII
    Il y a mois

    The United States really said *“HAHA, man I’m dead!”* this year.

  59. vision mission
    vision mission
    Il y a mois

    there is no hope for the americans, i feel sorry

  60. joan kalstek
    joan kalstek
    Il y a mois

    YOU CAN WEAR A MASK IF YOU WANT I HAVEN'T HERE IN FLORIDA FOR MONTHS NOT DEAD YET

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      bro how old are you? like come on its not your decision to gamble with other peoples lives

  61. joan kalstek
    joan kalstek
    Il y a mois

    SO FBI SAID MARCH 4TH US TRUMP PEOPLE WHERE GOING TO STORM AGAIN WELL HOW DID THAT WORK FOR YOU JUST LIKE WE ARE DYING IN 9 YEARS OMG PEOPLE THERE DOOM AND GLOOM PARTY

  62. Bahama Babe
    Bahama Babe
    Il y a mois

    Trevor is really in a league of his own! I laugh louder when I watch the News with Trevor. 😆😂😆😂

  63. Bahama Babe
    Bahama Babe
    Il y a mois

    But Hitler never smiled, did he? I would have never looked at that logo and say "humm that looks like hitler smiling" 🤔🤔

  64. Vincent Pang
    Vincent Pang
    Il y a mois

    The oafish mercury karyologically store because pharmacist superfamily back near a makeshift rocket. free, acceptable radio

  65. J P
    J P
    Il y a mois

    BLM is responsible for 300,000 COVID Deaths

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      no its not lol

  66. 26michaeluk
    26michaeluk
    Il y a mois

    These people ruin it for everyone.

  67. figure Skate
    figure Skate
    Il y a mois

    Trevor it is also important to report on the rioting and looting that happens when the government chooses to shut down life. When the streets are empty and the people can’t work to survive Massive rioting and looting happens instead of peace. Not just here in America but all around the world.

  68. figure Skate
    figure Skate
    Il y a mois

    How is it possible Florida has less cases per capita than California? California has been completely shut down meanwhile Florida has been open. Can you report on that?

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      they dont report covid there.

  69. figure Skate
    figure Skate
    Il y a mois

    Trevor maybe you should report on the high rate of suicide in teens right now. Thanks to the isolation and no hope for teenagers to get back to school they are choosing to kill themselves instead. There are two sides to every coin Trevor, you should report on both sides of the coin. Homelessness, starvation, and suicide are just a few more of the major concerns.

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      yeah you see if people could like actually properly quarantine then we could go back safely

  70. Aloro Mot
    Aloro Mot
    Il y a mois

    Amazon's logo looked like tape. But the arrow still looks like the underside of a cock. I thought that was the logo they changed.

  71. Tulani Ntombela
    Tulani Ntombela
    Il y a mois

    Killed it!

  72. Xph Aku
    Xph Aku
    Il y a mois

    Honestly? We should wear masks from now on. If republicans were actually pro life, they would have supported masks this whole time.

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      exactly. they seem to be surprisingly... pro choice about masks

  73. Learn More
    Learn More
    Il y a mois

    Imagine listening to the same politicians who make the rules and are caught breaking the same day lmao, fuck all these career politicians, they don't give 2 shits about you, they only care when its time to vote like your current president.

  74. Sunshine
    Sunshine
    Il y a mois

    The Governors are given Biden the Finger! It's a way to show Trump and his Supporters. We believe Trump is the real President! 🤪

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      you do like come on admit you lost

  75. Elton Braun
    Elton Braun
    Il y a mois

    Pool party? Probably 25 % piss. You really think, a bunch of drunks are gonna get out of the water, run to a bathroom?Mmmm, so warm!Not on a bet!

  76. Without Prejudice UCC1-308
    Without Prejudice UCC1-308
    Il y a mois

    Trump is DEAD.

  77. Gwin Willis
    Gwin Willis
    Il y a mois

    Some governors are pure daredevils who want to get retail business going strong more than they want to reduce the death count. Some people are cautious and some are daredevils.

    1. Nellie K. Adaba
      Nellie K. Adaba
      Il y a mois

      Right

  78. LarryLovesYou GDN
    LarryLovesYou GDN
    Il y a mois

    5:11 just Gorgeous

  79. Dan Lo Fat
    Dan Lo Fat
    Il y a mois

    With all the various out there and the new Brazilian variants that is not deadly, this is absolutely the time

  80. literally just a guy
    literally just a guy
    Il y a mois

    they're trying to kick up case numbers to make Biden look bad 🤷‍♂️

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      exactly

  81. Monetary Nerds
    Monetary Nerds
    Il y a mois

    You people love government control. We are a FREE people. That means people do things you don't like. We have vaccines out now. The government didn't need nor needs any power over what goes over my face. They have no right what is stuck in my arm or childs arm. You can hate it but that's what FREE means.

    1. Miles hardin
      Miles hardin
      Il y a mois

      no its not lol. its free until it negatively affects others. its a free country, but not free of consquences.

  82. Paul Obrien
    Paul Obrien
    Il y a mois

    Stupid has and will write history more often then sensical . Greed and stupidity has formed about 60 percent of our history . But never such a spineless . GOP ..greedy old prick s . It's gender fitting .

  83. Paul Obrien
    Paul Obrien
    Il y a mois

    Trial by error . Not changing anything until I see it be better within time . No patience, no courage .

  84. Kelly Doub
    Kelly Doub
    Il y a mois

    Please cut your hair.

  85. Larissa Tashjian
    Larissa Tashjian
    Il y a mois

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  86. theslothII
    theslothII
    Il y a mois

    I thought amazon changed it because it looks like a penis. They kept the penis and tweaked the tape

  87. R W
    R W
    Il y a mois

    I'm a Brit living in Dallas Texas... Now I know what its like to like in the 3rd world.

  88. Arman Mahapatra
    Arman Mahapatra
    Il y a mois

    Trevor Noah: "Corona is not over yet and governors are letting their guard down!, it makes no sense!" In India: "Wasn't corona over like months ago coz a vaccine just came out? the new cases are fake."

    1. Green Box Media
      Green Box Media
      Il y a mois

      🤔

  89. Rocky Koast
    Rocky Koast
    Il y a mois

    On reopening and mask-wearing. I'm 65 and I got covid19 about 3 weeks ago. I spent 2 weeks in hospital and fortunately survived. I'm still coughing, not breathing normally and feel like I aged 10 years. If you love your nearest and dearest, or simply don't want to pay big hospital bills, wear a mask until everyone is vaccinated! It won't be long now!

  90. Tebogo Moatshe
    Tebogo Moatshe
    Il y a mois

    Trevor is a bit of a hypocrite. This man was so fucking cool back when he was just a comedian back here in South Africa.

  91. Benjamin Gal-Or
    Benjamin Gal-Or
    Il y a mois

    \\\\ UN CRIMES In the city of Great Spinoza //// UN Employees criminalize themselves 10 times over by --1) Accepting No Palestinians Crime by their murdering THE ISRAELI OLYMPICS TEAM in Germany --2) Same by blaming Israeli victims by Palestinians during 74-yr WAR & TERROR by them rejecting the "1947 UN SHARING Palestine" (Israel accepted it prior to said War-Terror) --3) Same by blaming Israeli victims acting in defense of such non-stop/74-yrs peace-refusals murders of women, children and men (non-stop for criminals'-families are paid for that and religiously glorified in public --4) Same by blaming "No-alternative but a Separating Wall" --5) Same by restrained Army Defense against such no-peace/non-stop Palestinian Terror (mainly Gazans) --6) Same by curbing shedding light on some dark corners of Anti-Semitic UN voting members [e.g., Violating Moses Coveting Command] --7) Same by TEAM SOWING SHAME on own nomination with more "Peace" under Palestinian MUFTI-LEADER MEETING with Hitler, that has remained time-invariant, STEALTH Kumpf --8) Same by Violating own LON-UN LAW: PALESTINE IS HOMELAND OF THE JEWISH NATION ['in'] --9) Same under U.S. LAW [Id.] -10) Same by CLAIMING BASIC "LAND-GRAB CRIMES" EVEN DURING 1847-LIBEL POGROMS" [Id.]///

  92. Kevin Leugan
    Kevin Leugan
    Il y a mois

    Bet Abbot also tries to unbuckle the safety harnesses in the middle of a roller coaster ride, because hey we past the peak already, it should be safe now right?

  93. PsYcHo Gaming
    PsYcHo Gaming
    Il y a mois

    this is plague.inc on easy mode really

  94. Edmund Tario
    Edmund Tario
    Il y a mois

    Thats how the GOP will wipe out the USA

  95. Zakiya Seedat
    Zakiya Seedat
    Il y a mois

    Surely, the President of America Mr Joe Biden should be able overrule these governors decisions to allow people to no longer wear mask? I am not sure why every news outlet is reporting this. Mr Biden should just overrule this decision. He is the president.

  96. Michelle Saldana
    Michelle Saldana
    Il y a mois

    They proved they couldn't protect us from power lines

  97. Michelle Saldana
    Michelle Saldana
    Il y a mois

    Texas sucks we need masks

  98. Disa Vidbelle
    Disa Vidbelle
    Il y a mois

    Trevor, I love your "new" hairstyle :-p

  99. Becky Rapula
    Becky Rapula
    Il y a mois

    04:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  100. Vincent Pang
    Vincent Pang
    Il y a mois

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