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Texas’s Reopening, The FBI’s Grim Warning & Amazon’s New Logo | The Daily Social Distancing Show
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Did she say “19th” president? Now how’d they come up with that?
Why is everybody trying to smile and showing up with a beautiful lady ??? We are knowing why, we are knowing you are knowing we are knowing why and you are knowing we are knowing why......so what is this for ???
echo chamber here obviously
You always wore hood
I never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Every workplace needs a dance zone
I rebuke the slander accusations on Amazon's new logo. If I make that judgment without listening to the designer and the decision maker of that logo. My judgment is an invitation to receive falsely accused slander from somebody else towards me and I am accountable for that.
If you think Amazon's logo controversy is too much, just search for "Myntra" logo..😆
The daily social distancing show ? Is this for real lol
It’s obvious people that want to support this paranoia feel they are economically safe or know they are ignorantly enhanced, actually both lol all these new cases are BS and now if you just sneeze from pollen or pollution your marked as a covid case...idiots...and the twisted reality of this is they want this to be a regular reality......so when this is finally over (and it will end) preparation H will be hard to find from toilet paper hoarders, especially when your irritation is deeply felt.
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"Wait a minute! I never bought the Toblerone"🤣
I am glad to say... that even thou the governor open Texas.. the citizens are still taking precautions and still wearing masks...
I am German and I can’t imagine seeing Hitlers moustache on this logo, really wondering how they conclude to that 🤨
I like Trevor. He's so clever. I wish I could meet you on day Trevor, take a selfie so I can say "Hey I took a selfie with Trevor Noah!" 🥰🥰🥰
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THE FBI ARE CORRUPT CRIMINALS - FBI NEEDS TO BE CHARGED WITH TREASON!
I love every second of liberals crying because red states are giving their people freedom.
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Ironic, since Trevor Noah is part of cancel culture....he should be defending it
If Texas and Missisipp work out just fine after opening..48 states are going to have to put their tails under!
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Gov Abbott opened up Texas because all he cares about is lining his pockets.
Soon the USA would probably be the most ironically named country in the world...."United" being the irony....
Also, Trevor Noah sucks. Trevor, you're as funny as a case of gangrene.
This is the pandemic we deserve. If we're stupid enough to shitcan science and prioritize (short-term) cash influx (which will be lost when another surge of COVID occurs... And it will, due to basic stupidity) we absolutely, positively deserve a golden Darwin Award.
Not “a robots butthole” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I came here to ban common sense
Fr tho bro we get no breaks at amazon 🤦🏿♂️
Corona just dropped a tripple dub during Atlanta All star weekend ..seriously no one gives a FUCK anywhere mask mandate or not. It’s sad.
Bro, I live in TX. I ain't taking off my mask. Even before the pandemic went in full flight last year and people weren't wearing masks, I was still wearing one. People be tripping if they think COVID is going away anytime soon.
Covid19 is a control lever that democrats want to hold onto in case they need to insight fear, depress the economy, and manipulate electoral processes.
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In a robot's what Trevor?
I love that we've decided as a country that money is more important than people's lives
What's the point of staying alive when the future just looks shittier & shittier. Covid 2021 & beyond. NO LIVES MATTER.
The logo still looks like Hitler though... 🙄
False senses of security have super predictable consequences.
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Hilarious how the states with the dumbest people quit wearing masks.... I say let em.... we need less dummies! Let me kill each other
Trevor's security DJ 🤣
Some states lifting mask mandates while Germany just put a medical mask mandate in place, as the mutants are spreading and fabric masks just aren’t enough any more.
robot's butthole 😂😂😂
OK. You have successfuly ruined Instagram for me.
Rephrase
Good for Texas, everyone needs to grow some and stand up for themselves form all this BS covid government propaganda lies restrictions n intimidation
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At this point I don't even care, That's why you go to church.
"super old in Argentina that looked.... Oh wait ah Second!" LMAO
Vegas pool parties don’t exist like that anymore...such false footage. They should show HOW REAL VEGAS POOLS are now...it’s VIP ONLY $$$ and only 1/3 capacity,..no crazy music or interacting...it’s a giant expensive boring lounge now...same for the 3 nightclubs that are open.... Vegas has no clubbing since 2019 basically ,,...stop lying
Wait wait wait,who is the president of the USA
omg guys proof taht the capitolist amazon big corperations are NAZIS REEE PROOOOF REEE AMAZON BAD REE /s
Stupid...
Personally, I think anyone opting to have a wedding with any kind of "reception" is just plain selfish. Get married if you want, why not save the big party when it's safe for everyone and you can have more people that you wanted to attend be in attendance. People are self-absorbed; that's why we can't get passed this.
People threaten to attack the Capitol again > Trump raises his hotel rates. Yeah, he totally didn't incite those people and had no idea what they were gonna do. That's why he's raising his hotel prices for the next batch of insurrectionists threatening to attack the Capitol again because he has no idea his supporters, the people who would pay such ridiculous rates to stay in his hotel, are the ones planning it.
totally just a coincidence
The United States really said *“HAHA, man I’m dead!”* this year.
there is no hope for the americans, i feel sorry
YOU CAN WEAR A MASK IF YOU WANT I HAVEN'T HERE IN FLORIDA FOR MONTHS NOT DEAD YET
bro how old are you? like come on its not your decision to gamble with other peoples lives
SO FBI SAID MARCH 4TH US TRUMP PEOPLE WHERE GOING TO STORM AGAIN WELL HOW DID THAT WORK FOR YOU JUST LIKE WE ARE DYING IN 9 YEARS OMG PEOPLE THERE DOOM AND GLOOM PARTY
Trevor is really in a league of his own! I laugh louder when I watch the News with Trevor. 😆😂😆😂
But Hitler never smiled, did he? I would have never looked at that logo and say "humm that looks like hitler smiling" 🤔🤔
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BLM is responsible for 300,000 COVID Deaths
no its not lol
These people ruin it for everyone.
Trevor it is also important to report on the rioting and looting that happens when the government chooses to shut down life. When the streets are empty and the people can’t work to survive Massive rioting and looting happens instead of peace. Not just here in America but all around the world.
How is it possible Florida has less cases per capita than California? California has been completely shut down meanwhile Florida has been open. Can you report on that?
they dont report covid there.
Trevor maybe you should report on the high rate of suicide in teens right now. Thanks to the isolation and no hope for teenagers to get back to school they are choosing to kill themselves instead. There are two sides to every coin Trevor, you should report on both sides of the coin. Homelessness, starvation, and suicide are just a few more of the major concerns.
yeah you see if people could like actually properly quarantine then we could go back safely
Amazon's logo looked like tape. But the arrow still looks like the underside of a cock. I thought that was the logo they changed.
Killed it!
Honestly? We should wear masks from now on. If republicans were actually pro life, they would have supported masks this whole time.
exactly. they seem to be surprisingly... pro choice about masks
Imagine listening to the same politicians who make the rules and are caught breaking the same day lmao, fuck all these career politicians, they don't give 2 shits about you, they only care when its time to vote like your current president.
The Governors are given Biden the Finger! It's a way to show Trump and his Supporters. We believe Trump is the real President! 🤪
you do like come on admit you lost
Pool party? Probably 25 % piss. You really think, a bunch of drunks are gonna get out of the water, run to a bathroom?Mmmm, so warm!Not on a bet!
Trump is DEAD.
Some governors are pure daredevils who want to get retail business going strong more than they want to reduce the death count. Some people are cautious and some are daredevils.
Right
5:11 just Gorgeous
With all the various out there and the new Brazilian variants that is not deadly, this is absolutely the time
they're trying to kick up case numbers to make Biden look bad 🤷♂️
exactly
You people love government control. We are a FREE people. That means people do things you don't like. We have vaccines out now. The government didn't need nor needs any power over what goes over my face. They have no right what is stuck in my arm or childs arm. You can hate it but that's what FREE means.
no its not lol. its free until it negatively affects others. its a free country, but not free of consquences.
Stupid has and will write history more often then sensical . Greed and stupidity has formed about 60 percent of our history . But never such a spineless . GOP ..greedy old prick s . It's gender fitting .
Trial by error . Not changing anything until I see it be better within time . No patience, no courage .
Please cut your hair.
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I thought amazon changed it because it looks like a penis. They kept the penis and tweaked the tape
I'm a Brit living in Dallas Texas... Now I know what its like to like in the 3rd world.
Trevor Noah: "Corona is not over yet and governors are letting their guard down!, it makes no sense!" In India: "Wasn't corona over like months ago coz a vaccine just came out? the new cases are fake."
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On reopening and mask-wearing. I'm 65 and I got covid19 about 3 weeks ago. I spent 2 weeks in hospital and fortunately survived. I'm still coughing, not breathing normally and feel like I aged 10 years. If you love your nearest and dearest, or simply don't want to pay big hospital bills, wear a mask until everyone is vaccinated! It won't be long now!
Trevor is a bit of a hypocrite. This man was so fucking cool back when he was just a comedian back here in South Africa.
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Bet Abbot also tries to unbuckle the safety harnesses in the middle of a roller coaster ride, because hey we past the peak already, it should be safe now right?
this is plague.inc on easy mode really
Thats how the GOP will wipe out the USA
Surely, the President of America Mr Joe Biden should be able overrule these governors decisions to allow people to no longer wear mask? I am not sure why every news outlet is reporting this. Mr Biden should just overrule this decision. He is the president.
They proved they couldn't protect us from power lines
Texas sucks we need masks
Trevor, I love your "new" hairstyle :-p
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